The Assistant Store Manager won a sweapstakes to Hawaii, and brought back a cute little tiki doll she found in a cave. She brought it into work, and left it next to the nicorette. This so enraged the Goddess Pele's daughter, Mele, that she possessed the Store Manager (who was sleeping with the Asst. Store Manager) and informed her that unless Mele was appeased, bad things would happen.

Charlie, the Store Manager, tried to pretend nothing had happened, but when a young girl named Melissa purchased a snickers bar, she immediately became engorged with the strength of 11 Turkish men, and tore the head off a homeless man. This was repeated at various intervals over the next two weeks, when Corporate finally stepped in and ordered CVS #134431-B to stop selling food.