An in-law of mine wants to start a franchise of Hooters' with male waiters called "Packages."

I'd have to go workout at "Rolls" for about five years before I took a job at "Packages."

There was an incident in Iowa a few years back, where in response to Hooters t-shirts reading "More than a Mouthful," some girls made shirts saying "Cocks: Nothing to Crow About," complete with rooster logo.