I'd pay good money to see Jimmy Carter bitch-slap anybody. It'll never happen, of course, because Jimmy actually paid attention to all of those "turn the other cheek" bits and actually put them into practice in his own life, but still - it would be SO GOOD that I'd even buy the popcorn.

I don't know, Jimmy came out a-swingin' at the Democratic Convention last year. In fact, he was one of the most pugnacious speakers that took the stage that week. Christian love and all, I think Pres. Carter wouldn't be above a little AARP kung-fu action if his blood was good and angried up.