Why You Should Take Me to the Game
By: Rob Sohn

You should take me b/c then I would fly into DC from Toronto. Further, I hate the Braves as much as you do and I have a passion for DC; thus we could cheer and jeer in unison. As well, we can reminisce about my garlic infested cucumber salad as we eat overpriced hotdogs. Finally, I'm handsome and I would look good on your arm. (64 words)