Andre & Zack

Here's the deal. Bruce, Tor and I each wrote two of the following six sentences.

"I never minded the maggots much."
"You are a cruel and malevolent person who only likes whales."
Cursing in French, Andre snatched the cleaver from the table and sprinted out the open door.
The up-and-down movement was making him nauseous, but he clung to the railing and managed to hold on.
With sinister grins upon their faces, Zack and Delilah were delighted to see each one hatch, right there in front of them.
Zack dropped to the ground as he realized that the stinking heap of blood and bones in the trunk was once his friend Andre.

The challenge: Use all six sentences, in any order, in a story of any length. It doesn't have to be called "Andre & Zack," I just used that to give the project a name. If you're up to it, e-mail it to me, and if we like it (hell, probably even if we don't like it; we really want to get more of these stories), we'll make it available on this site. (Do not send me the story as a file attachment, cuz I won't open it; put the text in the body of your e-mail.)

We are pleased to release a fifth Andre & Zack story, submitted by Lion.

Compare it to the other stories about Andre and Zack, by Bruce, Kay, Carl, and Tor.

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