|Big Shot, Prince William Cannons, July 1997.
Just don't call him "Cannon Head Man."
|Keyote, Frederick Keys, June 1998.
This mascot's name is a play on "coyote," which is what he is. It does not, repeat does not, have anything to do with "peyote."
|Jay Jay, Hagerstown Suns, July 1999.
Yeah, it was hot in Hagerstown in July, whatever. I don't do these pictures to look good.
|Screwball, Reading Phillies, July 1999.
Sorry, Screwball, but you're damn ugly. The kid in front is Jeff's son Krispin.
|Orbit, Akron Aeros, June 1999.
Orbit is a "space cat," whatever the heck that is.
|Rhubarb, Tacoma Rainiers, July 2000.|
|Webbly, Everett Aquasox, August 2000.
Guess who just got a new Phillies jersey, then went to Washington state for a week.
|Steamer, Altoona Curve, July 2001.
Taken at the Parrot's birthday party. Steamer had a lot of energy.
|Maxwell T. Chomper III Esq., Batavia Muckdogs, August 2001.
We sat through a 15-inning game on this day. The ballpark meal of choice in Batavia is something called "the garbage plate." It's good. Really.